"Wild
and kooky, "krazy" online!"
Hello
everybody.
My
name is Wakko. And I am an Acro~Addict.
It
all started
so
innocently.... A scant six months ago, I was a normal, red-blooded male
with
a social life and many friends. And now look at me!!
*sniff*
Oh
sure, I tried to deny the cravings. But they were always there!
Tormenting
me in my sleep. During work. On road trips. I would stare at the
passing
license plates, forming humorous sentances out of the random
letters
zooming by at a brisk 73 mph. Oh sure, I could say goodbye to
Alphabet
Soup(tm) too. You think 7 letter acros are hard? Try 153 letter
acros
dipped in cheap tomato sauce on for size.
Oh
the humanity!
Perhaps
this is my fate.
To
live a life of pleasant solitude:
Just
me and Acro.
My
libido is waning and my gut is torn to
shreds
from "busting" it so much.
Perhaps
Addiction isn't such a bad thing. I am glad to share it with you
kind
folks here. Oh, right... the bio.
My
"real" name is James. I'm a 21 year old chap with clean fingernails and
a
penchant for buggery. When I'm not playing Acro (shudder), I enjoy beach
volley-ball,
drawing, writing and video games! In fact, I am going to
Digipen
in Seattle to become a Computer Graphics Animator and hope to one
day
work on games. Who knows? I may get the chance to work on
ACROPHOBIA
2000!!
Love
you all! And I'll see you when I get there!
